Fietsneuker caught on tape

"COPS in Sweden search for man caught on CCTV pleasuring himself against the wheel of a bicycle Police in Sweden are hunting a man who was caught on camera having sex with a BICYCLE. The man was caught in the act after the bike's owner set up a CCTV camera outside his house to find out who had been slashing his tyres. Footage of the bizarre bike bonk shows a hooded figure straddling the rear tyre, while clutching a piece of paper. The man then punctures a tyre and masturbates while it deflates".